June 2012
59 posts
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I swear if I ever hit the lottery I’m gonna be on some Oprah shit and give mad people degrees and houses and spaceships and mad quantities of baller shit.
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I’m not good at struggle raps and I can’t do hair. There’s gotta be another side hustle out there for me.
kthyl:
Luke James - Mo’ Better Blues
There’s...
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Now hiring
Full time masseur. Room and board included. Gets paid in gum.
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'cuz my love is tha shhhhhhhhh.......
Da bomb baby, bomb baby.
Mitt Romney is visiting a Wawa in Quakertown...
loladelphia:
Stay away from Wawa, Romney. Wawa is too good for you.
Romney must be trying to appeal to the all-important “white trash with mullets” demographic that is so prevalent in Quakertown
I hope Romney gets pelted with stale hoagies
Dear random nigga,
If I ask you if you need anything else today, it’s not an open invitation to vagina.
—Management
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Philly's Fox 29 did an undercover investigation on...
Didn’t even know tanning was that deep…..Why lay up in a microwave to look like a baked potato. Why don’t you just sit in the oven with a slab of butter?
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It's hot as Jennifer Hudson's wig cap in here. . ....
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That first sip of ice cold water down your throat....
“Negro blood is sure powerful because just one drop of black blood makes a...”
– Langston Hughes (via black-culture)
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“I want to be
like the waves on the sea,
like the clouds in the wind,
but I’m...”
– — Sandra Cisneros
The House on Mango Stree
(via sol1991los)
In a public place and Tumblr is acting a fool.
Tittays all over my screen and it ain’t even 10 yet.
