I swear if I ever hit the lottery I’m gonna be on some Oprah shit and give mad people degrees and houses and spaceships and mad quantities of baller shit.
I’m not good at struggle raps and I can’t do hair. There’s gotta be another side hustle out there for me.
kthyl: Luke James - Mo’ Better Blues There’s...
Full time masseur. Room and board included. Gets paid in gum.
'cuz my love is tha shhhhhhhhh.......
Da bomb baby, bomb baby.
Mitt Romney is visiting a Wawa in Quakertown...
loladelphia: Stay away from Wawa, Romney. Wawa is too good for you. Romney must be trying to appeal to the all-important “white trash with mullets” demographic that is so prevalent in Quakertown I hope Romney gets pelted with stale hoagies
Dear random nigga,
If I ask you if you need anything else today, it’s not an open invitation to vagina. —Management
Philly's Fox 29 did an undercover investigation on...
Didn’t even know tanning was that deep…..Why lay up in a microwave to look like a baked potato. Why don’t you just sit in the oven with a slab of butter?
It's hot as Jennifer Hudson's wig cap in here. . ....
That first sip of ice cold water down your throat....
Negro blood is sure powerful because just one drop of black blood makes a...– Langston Hughes (via black-culture)
I want to be like the waves on the sea, like the clouds in the wind, but I’m...– — Sandra Cisneros The House on Mango Stree (via sol1991los)
In a public place and Tumblr is acting a fool.
Tittays all over my screen and it ain’t even 10 yet.