March 2012
181 posts
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It's National Cleavage Day?!
Tuh. The young ladies are staying in for that party.
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Why do guys go from Steve Urkel to Barry White...
Listen
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REVIEWED: B~FREE- Open Heart, Open Mic
urbanoutloud:
From the first note of the intro on Open Mic, Open Heart, Chicago’s singer/songwriter/producer, B~Free captures ur attention and makes u realize that being free and true to urself can be as easy as waking up on spring break; but it also requires some major cojones (as Hemingway & JayZ like to call it). I mean who else would start out their debut album, their first offering...
Reblog & Rep yo State.
cru-jones:
urbieknowsbest:
purpbanga:
NY :)
TEXAS!
MISSISSIPPI MOTHER FUCKER!!!
JERSEY ❤
urbieknowsbeats asked: 34
Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
These aren't all that "rare" or special... but ask me shit anyway.
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Facebook is the devil's newspaper.
That’s why he always know what you’re doing and where to find you.
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“Oh you’re the girl from the phone with the pretty voice. For a minute I...”
– Dirty old man customer
Nite y'all.
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I see a bunch of thighs on my dash. Must be...
honeyforsenses:
…my hands like that cotton blend...
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proteinshakesandshit answered your question: Ok, serious for real question y’all…
not at all
Like I been trying to figure that one out. I mean….. I know some people don’t eat at other people’s house but who turns down food in a recession?! From a woman… that can cook… It just sound just as bad as taking off the plastic covers on the good furniture.
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Ok, serious for real question y'all. . .
If you’re a man and a woman you’re courting/talking to/dealing with/smashing/procreating with makes food. And can cook. Would you have a problem eating the food? What would be a reason you’d turn it down…. habitually? What would make you beyond a reasonable doubt never eat what comes off her stove?
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I’m going to start posting more of my daily thoughts and happenings soon, kay?
Anonymous asked: Im never giving up YOU!
I'm never giving up the swine.
Ever.
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Random.
Today was productive. I really sat back and thought about a lot of things I wasn’t giving myself the time to. 2012 may be kicking my ass, but maybe all these things are happening in order to unravel the security blanket I’ve made for myself. Right now it looks more like a cocoon or a casket. Might’ve kept me safe, but if I don’t grow out of where I’m keeping myself,...
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and he got a tumblr! →
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i just wanna gain 100 pounds so I can go on Biggest Loser and let Dolvett work me out.
“Detachment from worldly desires is not that you should own nothing, but that...”
– Imam Ali (via heartmindspirit)
